polyglotplatypus:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

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ruby-white-rabbit:

gottasleepgottastudy:

I wish I could like… download languages into my brain.

It’s called studying but the buffering speed is a bitch

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allhailnjadaka:

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@jeblancisalive

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90scherry:

don’t let ur emotions fuck with ur intelligence, facts over feelings boo

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